The Osbornes
"Delaware... that's where I knew I'd be the most notorious panty-snatcher out there."
"Oswald, why the hell did you photograph my crotch?"
"Little man is amusing to Arnold. He give me big gun that go boom, ha ha ha!"
"Delaware... that's where I knew I'd be the most notorious panty-snatcher out there."
Name: Gabriel Oswald
Known Aliases: Waldo, Gabe, Ozzy
Age: 22
Position(s): Head Honcho, Panty Raider
Likes: Babes, panties, smoking in his helmet, shooting guns, throwing 'nades, playing music nobody likes in his garage, the jeep, annoying Nightmare members, talking to himself.
Dislikes: Whinerbabies, smacktalk about his favorite gun, people claiming The Nightmare is better than them, trains.
Despite being the way he is, Gabriel's history is pretty hard to track down. Either he's secretly really good at staying hidden, or whomever he was with last didn't want him. He claims that the Osbornes can handle anything that's thrown at them, or your money back (probably).
Name: Charlie Stevenson
Known Aliases: Snipes, Steve, Charles
Age: 34
Position(s): Marksman, Sniper, Scout, Whinerbaby
Likes: Getting paid, alone time, staying fit, reading books, strategizing, Swords' silent demeanor.
Dislikes: Gabriel, the fact that Gabriel's Head Honcho, Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel, sometimes Arnold, mostly Gabriel.
Having completed a military carreer, but still unable to let go, Charlie Stevenson had decided that he'd sign up on the Mercenary roster. Much to his surprise, the very moment he applied was the moment that he was indoctrinated into The Osbornes. A few day with them, however, and he wished that he was back with Delta Squid; his former squadron.
Name: Unknown
Known Aliases: Swords
Age: Unknown
Position(s): Team Ninja
Likes: Being silent, not talking, his sword.
Dislikes: Talking, having to speak, others touching his sword.
Silent, deadly, and agile, Swords is the spitting image of a futurisitic cyber-ninja. His fighting style is relentless, as he makes efficient use of his surroundings to nimbly dance around opposition. Some claim that he can cut bullets in two; the members of the Osbornes support that statement.
Name: Arnold Ruslan
Known Aliases: Arnie, Terminator, Bigs
Age: 35
Position(s): The Heavy, Engineer, Bullet Sponge
Likes: Punching things, picking up objects larger than himself, dancing, big guns, most things.
Dislikes: Sadness.
Arnold is a behemoth of a man, and he needs a suit that's just as big as he is. The Russian is speculated to have once been in a super-soldier program. Every time he's asked about it, though, he changes the story. "My mama was bear, my otets was ox."
Mercenary Group